Last night at 11:35 p.m., X-man made some loud sounds like he fell out of bed and tripped over his own feet -- twice. Then he struggled with his bedroom door. MacTroll got up to see what was happening. X-man stood in the middle of the landing with his eyelids closed.
When MacTroll asked him what he was doing, X-man turned and walked toward his bathroom. He couldn't get the door open, so he stopped, whipped down his pants and peed on the bathroom door. MacTroll threw it open, so most of the urine would land on the tile.
When he was done, X-man pulled up his pants and stammered back to his bed and fell asleep. He had no memory of the incident in the a.m., but MacTroll did -- since he spent another 15 minutes cleaning pee up off the floor.
Me, I could have gotten up to help, but it was 11:35 p.m., and I figured my Mother's Day card was still able to be played until midnight. :-)