I have gone crazy

I did it.

I bought -- a bikini.

I know. My chin just hit the floor, too.

Which one?

What does it look like?

Well, on a professional model it looks like this picture.

On me, it doesn't look as good. :-P

Maybe I'll feel more kick ass about it by June. Of course, if I wear it to Sholem, even if it's terrible looking, I'll fit right in -- right?

RIGHT?

Things that don't make sense

People who live across the street from a park with a soccer field with a net -- who have a soccer goal with a net in their backyard. (Ditto for swings, slides, basketball courts, etc.)

The fact that the style of jeans that fit me best at the Gap aren't Curvy -- they're Long and Lean. What the hell is long and lean about me?

If the appropriate serving of food for an adult at a fast food restaurant is a kid's meal, shouldn't there be a mini meal that is appropriate for children? 

Why is the deadline for a mortgage the first of the month, but there's no penalty unless it isn't paid by the 15th of the month? Should the deadline just be the 15th then? 

Why does Wacoal make bras up to like 42 DDD, if their panties only go to an XL, which is a 12-14? Seriously, even with implants that would be like an upside down pear.

Got anything in your world that doesn't make sense? Feel free to add it to the list by leaving a comment!